Curry Up Don’t Be Late by Gill Hoffs
I’m the size of a sperm whale, due pain today, and still he won’t shift. Warm bath and sex. Nope. Pineapple. Nothing. Curry–oh, wait . . . !
Gill Hoffs lives in Warrington, England, though her mind wanders all over the place. She doesn’t paint her nails, but she doesn’t chew them either, so let’s forgive her her scruffiness. Her work has been or will be published in a variety of print anthologies, magazines, and online – including the upcoming Stripped. Check out her new website at http://gillhoffs.wordpress.com